Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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