Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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