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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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