She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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