smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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