...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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