In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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