Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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