D3 body, D1 cock
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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