grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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