Taylor Swift is so right about you.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Randomize
