did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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