We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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