"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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