can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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