where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
