Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He felt like a one man threesome
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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