I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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