I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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