He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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