You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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