don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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