So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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