I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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