If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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