he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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