im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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