just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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