I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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