Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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