doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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