help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
