normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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