why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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