I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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