She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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