thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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