Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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