We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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