how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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