I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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