Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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