thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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