Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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