I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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