do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Do plants get herpes?
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