Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
it's like iHOP with fire
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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