Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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