Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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