Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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