I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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